Voir Chocolate News, Season 1 - Episode 3

David Alan Grier begins with a plea to all African Americans: please don’t do anything dumb before election day on November 5. Then, Chocolate News profiles the Denegrofication Institute, which specializes in reforming wiggers to their natural white selves. Later, meet the Jackie Robinson of porn, Licorice Stick. Not only did he break the color barrier, he also invented some of the most classic sex moves in the business - the double dookie dip, the Detroit mud pie and the Cleveland compost heap. Chocolate News will also expose John McCain’s close racist advisor, who also happens to be his dry-cleaner. Get ready for DAG to shed light on one of the most tragic ailments in black America, Fat Black Mama Syndrome or FBMS. Finally, a political roundtable in which DAG argues that McCain’s prison time does not qualify him for the presidency. If it did, we’d be saluting President Mike Got-Damn Tyson, now wouldn’t we?