Voir Gary Busey, Pet Judge - Episode 3

Case One: The Plaintiff wanted to immortalize his recently-deceased pet raccoon, “Bandit”. He picked out a taxidermist and explained that he wanted Bandit stuffed in a normal pose. The animal came back from the taxidermist well-stuffed, but not as the Plaintiff remembered. The Defendant says that he was very proud of his raccoon work. He had really been enamored with the Plaintiff’s story and wanted to do something special for him. Case Two: The Plaintiff left his prized mastiff with a dog boarder where it was put into a general play area with other types dogs, including French Poodles. He can now hear a “weak droop” in his dog’s bark, and is suing for pain and suffering, citing the ridicule he endured from other members of his dog park, who could also hear the dog’s new listlessness. The Defendant has run her pet boarding business since she got out of college and has never had this sort of complaint. She insists that dogs cannot have accents or influence each other’s vocalization patterns.